Medical Gross Anatomy

  • Axillary Artery
    • Screw The Lawyer, Save A Patient”
      • 1st 1/3 of artery
        • 1) Superior thoracic artery
      • 2nd 1/3 of artery
        • 2) Thoracoacromial artery
        • 2) Lateral thoracic artery
      • 3rd 1/3 of artery
        • 3) Subscapular artery
        • 3) Anterior circumflex humeral artery
        • 3) Posterior cirumflex humeral artery

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    • Thoracodorsal artery has four branches “CDAP” or “Cadavers Are Dependable People”
      • Clavicular branch
      • Acromial branch
      • Deltoid branch
      • Pectoral branch
  • Vertebrae
    • “Breakfast at 7, Lunch at 12, Dinner at 5
    • 7 cervical vertebrae, 12 thoracic vertebrae, and 5 lumbar vertebrae

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  • Lumbar puncture
    • “To keep the cord alive, keep the spinal needle between L3 and L5
  • Phrenic Nerve
    • “C3, C4, C5 keep the diaphragm alive
  • Long Thoracic Nerve
    • C5, C6, C7 keep your wings from heaven
      • in terms of ‘Winged Scapula’ when the innervation for Serratus Anterior is compromised
  • Scapular region
    • Army over the bridge, Navy under the bridge”
      • Suprascapular artery runs over the Superior Transverse Scapular Ligament
      • Suprascapular nerve runs under the Superior Transverse Scapular Ligament

  • Brachial Plexus
    • Read That Damn Cadaver Book”
      • Roots, Trunks, Divisions, Cords, Branches

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“The 3 musketeers assassinated 5 rates, 5 mice, and 2 unicorns”

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  • Cranial Nerves

Oh, Oh, Oh, To Touch And Feel Virgin Girl’s Vagina And Hymen”

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  • Spaces

  • Carpal Bones

Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can’t Handle”

or

Straight Line To Pinky”

Here Comes The Thumb”

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Thenar group (from lateral to medial):
O: Opponens pollicis
A: Abductor pollicis brevis
F: Flexor pollicis brevis

Hypothenar muscles (from medial to lateral – “Ah, Fuck Off“):
A: Abductor digiti minimi
F: Flexor digiti minimi
O: Opponens digiti minimi

All intrinsic muscles of the hand are innervated by ulnar nerve, except LOAF muscles which are innervated by median nerve.
L: Lateral Lumbricals
O: Opponens pollicis
A: Abductor pollicis brevis
F: Fexor pollicis brevis

PAD DAB
Palmar interossei ADduct
Dorsal interossei ABduct

  • Epididymis Layers

Chimps Love Giant-Sized Bananas”

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  • White Blood Cells (WBCs)
    • Never Let Monkeys Eat Bananas”

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  • Sperm production/movement:

SEVEN UP

Seminiferous Tubules

Epididymis

Vas deferens

Ejaculatory duct

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Urethra

Penis

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